Impulsive Aries people like to party and sometimes don't know when to call it a night.
Your competitive streak makes you prone to closing time shot contests.
You're a sloppy, fun drunk, and you get mighty flirty after a couple tipples.
Getting you drunk is a good way for people to get what they want out of you, should other methods fail.
You can become bellicose when blotto, but you will assume that whatever happened should be forgiven (if not forgotten) by sunrise.
You can be counted on to do the same for others -- so long as they haven't gone and done anything really horrible to you last night (ahem, sneaky Gemini!)
Your Signature Cocktails
Aries, born under the hot-stuff planet Mars, is the ruler of spicy food and red things -- and for balance, astrologers recommend they eat tomatoes, onions, olives and greens. That's right, Aries, you were born under the sign of the bloody Mary. Aries also rules grapefruit, and they've been known to kick back a salty dog and a sea breeze or two. For extreme hotcha, try a concoction with cinnamon liqueur in it.
Your Celebrity Drinking Buddies
Conan O'Brien, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Sarah Jessica Parker, David Letterman, Jessica Alba, Jennifer Garner, Jack Black, and Hugh Hefner.
Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.
13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.
20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.
30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!
40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.
While sometimes employing unorthodox approaches, you are capable of handling large scale undertakings.
You assume great responsibility and work long and hard toward completion.
Often, especially in the early part of life, there is rigidity or stubbornness, and a tendency to repress feelings.
Idealistic, you work for the greater good with a good deal of inner strength and charisma.
An extremely capable organizer, but likely to paint with broad strokes rather than detail.
You are very aware and intuitive.
You are subject to a good deal of nervous tension.
I graduated Highschool and I havent done anything except chill since then. on monday My cousin david got into a motorcycle accident and he lived. He has been livin life like he doesnt have anything to live for. He was goin 80 done shore dr. ( which is a street known for how many peopl have died on it) and he was on one wheel and his back fender touched the street and the bike flipped. He flew foward and did a few flipps then skidded 70 feet on his back. He wasnt wearing anything but his helmet and a pair of shorts. so his back is pretty F U C K ed up. he has been in the hospital since then and doing better. His brain was internally bleeding at first but then he got lucky and it stopped after the first 2 days. I still expect the doctors to keep checking up on him.
OMG I have not had sex in about 3 weeks. I dont know what has been going on but I dont think I like it too much.
Today andre and stephanie were having sex and he had a baby heart attack. He is suppose to make an appointment with his doctor one day soon but his mom will do it because he is too lazy to.
I have went to the doctor lately because I have been on a vomitting spree. I was continously vommitting for almost 4 hours and then went to the doctor to find out that I had a bacterial infection. Yeah that sucked really bad. They found urine in my blood so I have to go back sometime this week to do another urine sample. I never realized how hard it is to do those things. I really didnt have to pee at all. I was in the bathroom for like 30 minutes trying to make myself use the bathroom.
My best friend Sarah went to the doctor today and was giving medication for a urinary tract infection and bladder control.... she cant stand that shit. My grandma has moved in with my parents which kind of sucks because now they expect me to come by the house more often and I really dont want to.
Yesterday Stephanie saw David Hicks at her work and she didnt even think about getting his number or giving him hers. But she did talk to him bout me. I need to find his number or get it from him so he can be my new f u c k buddy because adrian lives to far away.
Andre and stephanie arent dating anymore and I dont think that is gonna last that long.
I went to the lunatic Luau and it was so much fun. Sarah got into 2 fights and we had to leave early because Of one of them so I didnt get to see Rob Zombie. But Mudvayne and Chevelle were awesome. Chevelle is always awesome in concert.
I got a 105 on my midterm on manday... so did Andre but he is still a loser. He got a D for the semester and he was so excited that he almost shit himself.
Andre almost killed me last night. We were in his moms car and he made a really sharp turn.... If I wasnt up front and he wasnt there on the driver side I would have flown all the way across the car..... I could've died. That would be the second time that he has done that.
I am still kicked out of my house and still living with stephanie who does not like foreplay. What kind of GIRL does not like foreplay... who could someone live without foreplay. Foreplay is one of the best parts of sex.
Last night I had sex again.... with Adrian..... Its great being able to just call him. But yeah.. it was great. Personally I just needed an orgasm....
Me and Hector got into a big fight last night. I was a lil tipsy and I brought up the fact he is takin sam with him to spain in october. Sam is his ex girl friend that cheated on him... and He claims that I dont understand because he promised her that he would take her 2 years ago. I dont give a f u c k what he promised her. She hurt him so bad and more than once but yet I am his best friend and he would rather take her. It hurt my feelings when he told me that he was takin her. And everytime I get mad at him or try to discuss any problem he will always use the secrets that I have ever told him against me and that is so f u c k ed up.
Yesterday Andre got me drunk so that after I was drunk he could get me to show him my boobs. Nope it didnt work and plus his girlfriend who was with us is one of my best friends.
I am officially kicked out my house.... My mom said she doesnt want me to come home ever. My moms best friend is my best friends daughter and she told then to talk to me about calling home ever night to check in... thats bullshit.
Oh anyways... I had sex the other day...with stephanies brothers friend and it was in stephanies car...she got kinda mad but ph well.... I guess I just proved that her car is big enough to have sex in there.
I am soon to get kicked out of my house soon. My and my mom got into it really bad yesterday and I left yesterday after my mom told me not to and she got all pissy because I did not get home till about 10..... so what most the time I dont get home until about midnight. I am in summer school and my teacher keeps calling my house and telling my parents that I am failing but Im not.... I have a C. that is not failing. He also didnt give me me credit for all of it. I dont think my phones are tapped anymore.
Andre recieved an handjob today and stephanie put andre's fire hose in her mouth and he said that she is getting better.
Stephanie said that in a week or probably less than that andre will devour stephanies taco... then they will make mac n cheese.
Unfortunately I havent had sex in about a week.... It sex... I need to start calling people..... I am not really use to going this long without having sex.... its weird.....
Hector is gay and he hasnt had sex since March....
It has been a few days and I am still bored. yep... Actually yesterday i did a lot of things... We had a party at my house for the fourth of july and it went realy well... there was so much food it was unbelievable. My cousin tiffany just found out she was pregnant and that is now what everyone is talking about. Hector was suppose to come over to my house but he never showed up.... me and him are gonna have a little talk about that today. But yeah.... Me and Andre went and saw batman on friday... it was so good. But the only problem was that stephanie was calling the whole time we were in the theatre because she had gotten off work early. Well when she got off work the movie had already started and we werent gonna walk out to meet her somewhere either. I want to go see that new tom cruise movie War of the Worlds I heard it was really good.
Today nothing special happened at all... yeah the day might not be over yet but still... I went to work for about 45 minutes... I got paid and other than that.... nothing. Me, hector, stephanie, and andre kinda just drive around. I was late for school this morning also... I am suppose to be there at 7:15 and I did not even wake up until 7:00 and I called stephanie and woke her up and then I went back to sleep... then I woke back up at 8:15 because stephanie and andre came over then I got in the shower and got ready for school.Then me and andre were 2 1/2 hours late. we missed a quiz and hopefully he will let us make it up tomorrow. but yeah nothing exciting... I havent talk to jeff in a few days and I am happy to say that because he gets really annoying somtimes. I also havent had sex in almost a week... actually a week from today. it sux.
Last night after me and stephanie left andres house for the night we went by my house so I could grab some stuff and jeff was sitting outside. He was sitting on his care talking to one of my brothers friends corey. Corey said hi to me and I said hi back and then I said hi to jeff and he acted like he didnt even hear me when I know damn well he did. We were only like 40 ft aways from each other. Then I said " WTF jeff why do you act like Im not standin here talkin to you..." then he said " I said later." Then I said " I was saying hi not bye." and he was just like "whatever cristal whatever" And then I said " I dont know why you always got to act all pissy all the damn time." Then he just walked inside. :cry:
It make me so made because he only acts like that when other people are around. He sure as hell did not act like that last week when we had sex. He doesnt mind kissing all over me when no one else is around but as soon as anyone sees us together he becomes this big asshole. :x We have been broken up for almost two year now and he still wont even say by to me. he believes bye means that Ill never see you again... so he always says later. One time I begged him to say bye andhe refused to do it. He still does all those little sweet things that only me and him know about but he only does it when its me and him. Well actually he kissed me the other day in front of his dad. But his dad doesnt really care what jeff does... Jeff is always smokin up with his dad also. I just understand why he acts like that it is being two faced. Right? :?
Last night was league night. Andre and stephanie are on league and I just go because stephanie wants me too. Well lets just say all night I ran the pool table. I kicked ass it was so great. and everyone wanted to play, and after I kicked there ass I always played them again because they would find some kind of excue to say I was cheating. Stephanie did reall good in bowling last night also. She increased her average and beat Andre. No one ever beats Andre.
Last night My friend Andre decided it would be a good idea to play around with some guy that cut him off while we were driving. He started to continously caught off the same person. After about the forth time he did it the guy driving got pissed off and flicked a cigarette at the car. If I didnt have my window up I would got burned in my eye. Andre then got pissed off and followed him into a neighborhood. Andre sped around his car and then made a u turn so that he was facing the guy. Well the nest thing you know the guy throws a big cup of who knows what he was drinking at the car and me and stephanie got wet. Andre then jumped out of the car and the guy sped off. Now the part that pisses me off is that after the guy flicked the cigartte at the car me and stephanie were yelling at him not to follow him and to cut it out. It was Andres moms car that we were in and it is a 2005 honda civic.... it looks brand new.... if he got into any kind of accident he wouldnt have been screwed. He also had three girls in the car, his girlfriend ( who I cant careless about ) and me and stephanie... he should have stopped messing around when we told him to because we really didnt have time for it. He dropped me and stephanie off at his house so we could get her car and me and stephanie went to go get something to eat for us, andres mom and his grandma. When we got back to the house with the food he was there and apologized. He was really sorry and we explained why were mad and he just kept apologizing. It just kinda sucked how a lot of guys do shit like that and dont listen.
:D OMG I have just been kickin ass lately in pool. I just become better and better everyday even though I am already good. the other day I was playing my friend hector and I broke and then I just shot in all the stripes and he never even got a turn. He tried to say that I didnt kick his ass that I was just playing by myself.
Why do people drive like maniacs in VB! This old lady was driving in front of me and we didnt have a stop sign and we werent at a light but she decides to just stop.... I dont know why but even after I honked like 6 times she still wouldnt move.
In my summer school class there is this really annoying guy who is from kellam high school and everyone else is from green run... actually there is like 2 other people from kellam. but anyways he is always talking about how things go at kellam.... no one gives a shit. I dont care and nobody else in there does either. he is also always trying to compete with whatever someone else says... he always tries to be better than everyone and I HATE HATE HATE people like that. hopefully Ill keep my cool about it but I think I am gonna be able to all the way till august 8thand for 5 hours a day.
OMG Last night I went out to go play pool with hector and some of his friends from work... and one of his friends steve is absolutely adorable. He is so cute! While we were at Q masters last night he kept staring and me and shit. After we left and me and hector got into hectors truck... He was like " Why do you always have to go flirting with my friends." I really dont know what he is talking about. I wasnt flirting. Steve just kept looking at me so I would just look back.
Yesterday I talked to sarah and she finally told me where she is. David hicks got his truck back also.
Summer school started today and you wont believe who is in stephanies class. Derek Collins. Derek is a boy me and stephanie both use to have the biggest crush on 2 years ago. I mean it was bad. One time he went to moyock to go pick up me and sarah at midnight and I stayed with him until about 5 in the morning we had so much fun. but yeah and we're trying to chill with him this weekend
Last night I had sex with adrian. Im starting to think he likes me more than a friend. He really isnt my type... whats between his legs is my type. After we were done and all he just chilled at my house for a while and I wasnt sure if he was gonna be leaving or what.he really isnt that cute and he is so skinny I dont know if I like that. Some time soon I am gonna have to put a picture of me on here so yall can see what I look like and maybe I can get a picture of me and jeff together.
The other night me and jeff had sex in my room while my parents were out of town. Well after all that we got into this big argument about smoking weed and I dont remember why, but he has not talked to me since and I dont know if I should call him and talk to him about it or just wait for him to call me about it. I know if I wait for him to call it will be like another week or so. I dont want to wait that long. I like talkin to jeff. because the fact I know him so well and whatever I say to him he wont criticize me for it.
HE HANGS OUT WITH HIS FRIENDS EVERY NIGHT UNTIL LIKE 1 IN THE MORNING
HE BITCHES AT ME FOR SMOKING MENTHOL CIGARETTES
HE TRIES TO MAKE HIMSELF ALWAYS LOOK COOL
HE'S NEVER THERE FOR HIS PARENTS ANYMORE LIKE HE USE TO BE.
AFTER WE HAVE SEX HE GIVES ME THIS " IM MACHO" ATTITUDE
HE IS COMPETITIVE ABOUT EVERYTHING (one time he argued with me about he has had sex with more people than I have and he got pissed off because I wouldnt tell him how many people I have had sex with)
I have to go to summer school for english before I can graduate. Let My english teacher let me see her outside of school. I promise you will never here from me again. I will be in court pleading guilty to murder charges.
Last saturday night I had thrown that little party I told yall about.... Well me and david hicks had S E X. I havent told many of my friends because I dont want it being brought up in front of jeff. David hicks is 21 and he just got out of jail about 4 weeks ago. He has been in there for 2 1/2 years. Now the problem is right after me and jeff had S E X last friday I was telling jeff about how I beat hicks ass in pool earlier that week... And then he explained david hicks to me and comes to find out jeff knows Hicks. Well Hicks does not know jeff. Jeff told me that him and hicks got into a fight and jeff kicked his ass so him and hicks try not to remember each other. He said all this shit in front of my brother and ryan. So I have two people to back me up on it. Well then I remembered that hicks just got out of jail after being in there for a while and so asked jeff when it happened and he told me two or three months ago. B U L L S H I T!!!! Well.... yep... Jeff lied to me straight to my face and got caught. When I said something to him about it he denied both conversations we had. That right there is one of the biggest things that bothers me. People that lie about stupid shit that no one even cares about. I just wanna know why he lied and if it was to make him look good or what. I think that if hicks and jeff got into a fight that hicks would win. I have never seen jeff fight before but I have seen hicks fight and that was some crazy shit. I dont think jeff could handle it. hicks also know about what jeff said because sarah told him about that shit and he is quit pissed because he has never lost a fight and that is what jeff is saying.
For the past few days I have had my house all to myself. and hell yeah I have had people come over also. last night stephanie and andre stayed the night and they had S E X in my house. Which I dont really care because its stephanie and she is one of mybest friends so its straight. And I ad S E X last night in my bed that is brand new I have only had it for a week and I thought I would give it a welcoming present. but what sucks is that it makes alot of noise when I have S E X on it so I guess that means jeff cant be sneaking in while my parents are home to have S E X because I know for a fact someone will hear it. It is already hard enough to sneak him in when my parents arent home because of my D A M N dog. I dont think she likes him but Im not to worried bout it because I dont like him either. Last night when he came in she went crazy and was jumping everwhere and my brother was asleep. I didnt want my brother to know that jeff was there... I dont care if he knows after we are done having S E X because then he cant be a cock blocker. Jeff didnt really last that long last night either. which does suck because I was ready to go for a while and he just didnt last long. Hicks seems impressive compared to jeff. I dont really want jef to find out about Hicks because jeff lied to me about him and I will tell that story in a different blog. Two nights ago, my brother had a lot of his friends come over and I bought a quarter and we all got really really F U C K E D up. I actually dont remember going to bed that night I just remember smokin
I dont want to leave my house, but I do, I dont want something to happen to my dad and me not be there, but I cant stand my family. I should stay though??? :cry:
Top Ten Reasons Why I dont want to Move out of My house
Sarah is officially on the run. Her dad cuaght her and her boyfriend in the house laying on her bed yesterday morning and she ran after her boyfriend ran. Then the dumbass went to work. SHE WORKS WITH HER DAD! well she left work before he did and she had someone go pick her up and then I have no Idea what she did. She called me last night and she wouldnt tell me who she was with or where she was. Which pisses me off because If she got home before midnight last night she would have been off the hook. She better call me today or I will hunt her down. And I know all the places that I could find her at and she knows it.
Daily Tip:
Your #1 Match: ENFP
The Inspirer
You love being around people, and you are deeply committed to your friends.
You are also unconventional, irreverant, and unimpressed by authority and rules.
Incredibly perceptive, you can usually sense if someone has hidden motives.
You use lots of colorful language and expressions. You're qutie the storyteller!
You would make an excellent entrepreneur, politician, or journalist.
Your #2 Match: ENTP
The Visionary
You are charming, outgoing, friendly. You make a good first impression.
You possess good negotiating skills and can convince anyone of anything.
Happy to be the center of attention, you love to tell stories and show off.
You're very clever, but not disciplined enough to do well in structured environments.
You would make a great entrpreneur, marketing executive, or actor.
You are dependable, popular, and observant.
Deep and thoughtful, you are prone to moodiness.
In fact, your emotions tend to influence everything you do.
You are unique, creative, and expressive.
You don't mind waving your freak flag every once and a while.
And lucky for you, most people find your weird ways charming!
